Reading the Fine Print Matters!

The Lovely Mrs. G. and I are looking forward to house shopping in a year or so. We know exactly what we want in a new home. (Her: a fenced yard for a dog, enough room so that we can’t touch the neighbor’s house from inside ours. Me? An in-ground swimming pool. That’s all I need.)

Anyway, we watch House Hunters on TLC faithfully every week (shut up – I am NOT a nerd!), trying to decide if we were in the wide-eyed buyer’s position, would we buy that unique fixer-upper, or drop the dough on the nice place with modern amenities? We know all about a house having “good bones”, and what wonderful things 5 gallons of paint will do to a place.

But here’s a house ad that I saw featured on The Tonight Show's Web site of a place where I couldn’t live, based solely on the street name.

I’m hoping that it’s just a typo. Otherwise, it’d be a good idea if the guys just remain indoors at all times.