Another Graduate of Joan Crawford's School of Childcare
Britney, Britney, Britney. When will you learn, girlfriend?
This morning the New York tabloids printed this AM a lovely telephoto picture of the Soon-To-Be-Ex-Mrs.-Federline driving around in her convertible Mini Cooper with her baby, Accident Prone Federline. Yet said child is not properly seated in his car seat - he should be facing backwards, not forwards. Just in case Brit runs into a tree or a pack of wild paparazzi.
1 - I suppose we should be thankful that he's at least in a car seat this time. And that he's not strapped to the hood like a deer.
2 - You just know that this kid ain't wearing sunscreen, either, don't you? A mean mommy who won't properly buckle up her precious bundle o' joy certainly isn't going to take the 30 seconds needed to pour on the SPF45 anytime soon.
3 - Do you suppose Federline is locked in the trunk?
This morning the New York tabloids printed this AM a lovely telephoto picture of the Soon-To-Be-Ex-Mrs.-Federline driving around in her convertible Mini Cooper with her baby, Accident Prone Federline. Yet said child is not properly seated in his car seat - he should be facing backwards, not forwards. Just in case Brit runs into a tree or a pack of wild paparazzi.
1 - I suppose we should be thankful that he's at least in a car seat this time. And that he's not strapped to the hood like a deer.
2 - You just know that this kid ain't wearing sunscreen, either, don't you? A mean mommy who won't properly buckle up her precious bundle o' joy certainly isn't going to take the 30 seconds needed to pour on the SPF45 anytime soon.
3 - Do you suppose Federline is locked in the trunk?
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12:51 PM
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