Stick Me Baby One More Time

So I guess the rumors are true - Britney Spears is expecting another little bundle of protective-services approved joy.

So in honor of these two...um...stars and their baby-making ways, I did some searching on the Web today, and found this - the official (your mileage may vary) transcript of the conversation between Miss Pop Star and Mr. Worthless Shlub, when they cooked up this fantastic idea. Enjoy!

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Brit: "Ah, Feddie Baby - I'm going to pout!"

K-Fed: "Aw, c'mon, honey britches. I promise - I haven't sung around little Sean Preston again - I swear!"

Brit: "No, no, no, dumbbell. It ain't nothing like that, y'all. It's just... Well, my name hasn't been in the newspaper or online in at least 3 days! That wacko Tom Cruise is hoggin' all the reporters!"

K-Fed: "Yeah. Stupid hoggin' Tom."

Brit: "So - what'd y'all think I should do about it?"

K-Fed: "Well, you could always rob a bank."

Brit: "Too dramatic."

K-Fed: "You could take one of those 'Baby Proof Your Home' classes."

Brit: "Too expected."

K-Fed: "Well then, you could always crash a few parties and drink from the dirty ashtrays."

Brit: "Nah. Too Paris."

K-Fed: "Well then, I'm all out of ideas for today. Maybe I'll go rap for a while, and inspiration will strike me before your bodyguards do."

Brit (light bulb goes off): "Hey! I got it! Let's spawn!"

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And with that, the deed was done. (Yes, apparently there IS one thing that Kevin Federline is good at.) So come October, there will be yet another mouth to feed in Britney's life.

I hope she starts shopping for high-quality car seats and high chairs now...