When Words Are Not Enough

I found a fun Web site today, where you can make your own custom Valentine's Day conversation hearts. Personally I can't stand to eat those chalky little candies (never could), but this was a fairly humorous site nonetheless. And best of all, zero carbs!

http://www.acme.com/heartmaker/

Anyway, one of the links on the page shows you what custom choices *other* Web-heads have selected. And let's just say that this holiday isn't filled with as much romance and sentiment as Hallmark would have you believe. Check out this screen capture:

Yep, nothing says "I Love You" more than good old fashioned dirty talk.

Happy Valentines Day, kids! But please - keep it clean.