Revenge of the N.O.G.s
I’ve proven my theory to be correct!!!
This morning I followed an old dude into the Y. He was clean-shaven, his hair was combed, and he was neatly dressed. He wasn’t carrying anything with him. He walked in, picked up a towel off the counter, punched in his security code, then walked downstairs to the Athletic Club.
He then took off all his clothes and stood there talking, naked as a wrinkled jaybird.
See? What’d I tell you about the N.O.G.s and their lovin’-the-nudity lifestyle? Yikes!
Sometimes I hate it when I’m right.
This morning I followed an old dude into the Y. He was clean-shaven, his hair was combed, and he was neatly dressed. He wasn’t carrying anything with him. He walked in, picked up a towel off the counter, punched in his security code, then walked downstairs to the Athletic Club.
He then took off all his clothes and stood there talking, naked as a wrinkled jaybird.
See? What’d I tell you about the N.O.G.s and their lovin’-the-nudity lifestyle? Yikes!
Sometimes I hate it when I’m right.
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