Of All The Luck...

Life has been complicated as of late. So much going on, so little time to get it done. But The Lovely Mrs. G. and I chug on, glad to be alive. At least it’s not raining.

So until I can find adequate time to fill in the gaps of what’s been going on for the past couple of months, I thought I’d share these with you… You KNOW how much I love to mock “fashion”…

I call this one “The Blue Pizza”.

I think maybe she has the mumps, don’t you?

If you ever wanted to hide in an oyster bed, this is probably the outfit for you.

I thought all of the girls wanted to be the GREEN M & M.

If they were male models, I’d make some snide remark about seeing the bell’s clappers. But since they’re chicks, that wouldn’t be really appropriate. Either that, or it’s one of those “don’t ask, don’t tell” kind of situations.

“Come along and sing the song and join our jamboree…M – I – C – K – E - Y……”

It’s like a bad Salvador Dali painting…

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

True story: Growing up there was this really weird kid named Alex who lived across the street from our school. And Alex was…how shall we say…really weird. So he cut a hole out of the bottom of his sleeping bag and wore it around to be really weird to everyone he saw. It was a great idea until some other kids pushed him down and he couldn’t get back up. He then graduated to carrying a boxing glove on a stick, which got him expelled. So let that be a lesson to you, lady – you may think this is fashionable, but to the other kids on the playground? You’re just really weird.

So there you have it – fashion for 2008 and beyond. Just remember – no matter how crappy your day can be, at least you don’t have to wear this for a living.