The Devil Wore THIS???

Is there anything more FUN than mocking the annual Paris fashion show? Not when you can laugh at anorexic pouty-lipped waifs dressed like this…

So here's some of my favorite designs from the Paris Fall 2008 collection. Coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you, I'm sure.

Oh - and through the power of the Gressel-o-Meter 3000®, I've been able to extract exactly what these "super" models were thinking while wearing these….um…unique?...designs.

"It's practical, it's original, and it keeps me from chewing my stitches."

"You know what? Mona Lisa can just SUCK IT."

"This is in honor of my favorite Carol Burnett episode."

"THE GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE YOU $60,000 TO OPEN A PET SHOP! BUY MY BOOK AND FIND OUT HOW!"

"Hey, look – I'm calamari!"

"Reason #37 why you should never pass out when your roommates have access to Magic Markers."

"EMPTY THE CASH REGISTER, AND NOBODY GETS HURT."

"I'm Fashion Gumby, dammit."

"Wow, it turns out that Nancy Reagan was right. Who knew?"

"Believe it or not, this is the EXACT same veil that Donald Trump's bride wore."

"It's not mange – it's just a condition caused by constant pouting and not eating."

"This way I'm covered in case it shrinks in the wash."