All Your Base Are Belong To...Girl Scouts and Roller Coasters?

Normally I totally disregard my spam e-mail. I get far too much of it, (up to 80 a day) and at this point if I don’t recognize the sender, it’s off to the trash box it goes.

But this one caught my eye.

Do you know how these spammer bastards like to add extra words to the bottom of their ads, in an attempt to fool the anti-spam filters? Usually it’s just a bunch of gobbledygook. But this one was different.

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Indeed, another optimal power drill hardly pours freezing cold water on another tuba player. A girl scout buys an expensive gift for an earring. Any roller coaster can have a change of heart about a cargo bay about a briar patch, but it takes a real paycheck to wisely graduate from the seldom precise fighter pilot.

A fractured briar patch beams with joy, and another knowingly statesmanlike tomato hesitates; however, the underhandedly elusive photon makes love to the sheriff about a pork chop. The consultants recommend homogenized transitional flexibility. results at him. - Marvin! –

Are you thought if it would simply didn’t large circular wall a fairly can come out a voice the bowels of the one being the worked out from the door closed had just some words. - I mean, - he hoped to be this time across he thought Galactic on shared see the history didn’t I? - said Zaphod. - pronounced stoutness about point of doubt came she assure you better in number rather.

You really can't fail with facilitating organizational alignment.

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Now, I recognize Zaphod and Marvin from the Hitchhiker’s Guide books. But I’ve never met a Girl Scout who buy expensive gifts for an earring. And I’ve never known a roller coaster to have a change of heart about a briar patch, unless you’re talking about a horrific accident on Splash Mountain.

So the spammer bastard gets an A for creativity, a C- for grammar and punctuation, a B for pop culture references, and an F for sending it to me in the first place.