Truly - No Original Ideas Left in Hollywood.
What's with all these dumbass celebrities -- isn't it bad enough that they've already taken over Malibu, The Palms in Vegas, and most of South Beach Miami... now they have to invade a third world country, too?
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Britney Spears may have second baby in Namibia
WINDHOEK, United States (AFP) - Pregnant pop diva Britney Spears may follow in the steps of Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and have her baby in Namibia.
"Deputy Tourism Minister Leon Jooste confirmed that he received a telephonic enquiry from Spears' office to have her second baby born in Namibia," the Namibian Broadcasting Corporation (NBC) said Friday.
A tourism ministry official told AFP: "Our office received an enquiry from the staff of Britney Spears," but did not elaborate.
The 24-year-old star is six months pregnant with her second child with husband Kevin Federline, although entertainment tabloids have been hawking reports of an imminent split. The baby is due in September.
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Can you see the posters now? "Come to Namibia! Land of desert, land of diamond mines, land of convenient A-list celebrity birthing! Sure, we'll let you visit! We let any wealthy American visit! Why, we even let Kevin Federline in!" (Here's to hoping they feed him to the hyenas.)
See, here's what really disturbs me about Miss Spears taking her Pop Diva Show to Namibia. It's this line that I found in an online encyclopedia about the country:
Although per capita GDP is five times the per capita GDP of Africa's poorest countries, the majority of Namibia's people live in pronounced poverty because of large-scale unemployment, the great inequality of income distribution, and the large amount of wealth going to foreigners.
So to see Brit & Federwang adding to the local's misery, just so they can copycat Bradgelina? Poor taste, y'all! Poor taste!
Take my advice, Brit. (She always listens to me.) Go to Cedars-Sinai like everyone else. Squeeze out baby #2 in the States, and leave those poor people alone. Then, be sure to hold on tight to both of your kids, and perhaps a couple of appropriate car seats would be a good idea, too.
But if you still want to send Federwang over for a date with the hyenas, then go for it.
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Britney Spears may have second baby in Namibia
WINDHOEK, United States (AFP) - Pregnant pop diva Britney Spears may follow in the steps of Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and have her baby in Namibia.
"Deputy Tourism Minister Leon Jooste confirmed that he received a telephonic enquiry from Spears' office to have her second baby born in Namibia," the Namibian Broadcasting Corporation (NBC) said Friday.
A tourism ministry official told AFP: "Our office received an enquiry from the staff of Britney Spears," but did not elaborate.
The 24-year-old star is six months pregnant with her second child with husband Kevin Federline, although entertainment tabloids have been hawking reports of an imminent split. The baby is due in September.
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Can you see the posters now? "Come to Namibia! Land of desert, land of diamond mines, land of convenient A-list celebrity birthing! Sure, we'll let you visit! We let any wealthy American visit! Why, we even let Kevin Federline in!" (Here's to hoping they feed him to the hyenas.)
See, here's what really disturbs me about Miss Spears taking her Pop Diva Show to Namibia. It's this line that I found in an online encyclopedia about the country:
Although per capita GDP is five times the per capita GDP of Africa's poorest countries, the majority of Namibia's people live in pronounced poverty because of large-scale unemployment, the great inequality of income distribution, and the large amount of wealth going to foreigners.
So to see Brit & Federwang adding to the local's misery, just so they can copycat Bradgelina? Poor taste, y'all! Poor taste!
Take my advice, Brit. (She always listens to me.) Go to Cedars-Sinai like everyone else. Squeeze out baby #2 in the States, and leave those poor people alone. Then, be sure to hold on tight to both of your kids, and perhaps a couple of appropriate car seats would be a good idea, too.
But if you still want to send Federwang over for a date with the hyenas, then go for it.
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